Today I thought I would tell you the story of my legs. You see, they are magic. Amazing magic legs! But let us start at the beginning, which is one day a long time ago when I hung out with my friend Maren.
Maren and I are pretty similar, body-wise. We´re both 5´11, we are roughly the same shape and we both have mouths shaped like giant Ds. Peas in a pod, you could call us.
Let me illustrate by showing you this awkward drawing I made of us in our underwear. Now, let me clarify – we do not hang out in our underwear. At least not with each other. What she does on her own I can not be held accountable for. My point is, we still look similar, and most importantly, our legs look pretty much the same.
But one day Maren and I happened to realize that we had bought the same mini skirt. Now, two girls with the same legs in the same mini skirt – you would assume that they would look the same wearing it, would you not?
WRONG. It appears I have skanky legs syndrome. We can wear exactly the same skirt, and in theory we should look the same, but we don´t. You know the eternal tale of the two friends who wear the same top, where one of them has giant breasts and one has small breasts and how they are perceived differently even though they are wearing the exact same thing? I have come to the conclusion that I have giant breast-legs.
That´s right. Giant. Breast. Legs.
I blame the skank fairy.
Hahaha, that is the cutest thing ever! I have the same syndrome, but no friends to compare my legs to, so I’ve just always assumed my legs were supposed to look skanky whenever I wear a short skirt/dress/shorts:P
Oh no, plenty of people can wear short things and not look skanky! We are just not one of those people, Nina my dear. I for one choose to cherish my giant breast legs. There´s no shame in having giant breast legs!
I love your Skank Fairy, it´s fabulous!
I bet her wand glitters!
You made ma actually laugh :) & I’m with Nina – I’ve assumed my legs were supposed to look skanky when I wear something short!
.. And there are worse fairies than the skank fairy out there at least ;)
Oh no, I know plenty of girls who can wear short things with the same ease as wearing jeans! I don´t know how they do it!
The skanky fairy! JEG TROR JEG ELSKER DEG!
Hahahaha, hurra :D
Fishnet wings?! :D That’s Awesome (with a capital A, yes!)
Is there any other kind of skanky wing? ;)
Ha ha ha, håper eg får sett dåke i real life med same skjørt på ;-)
Jeg tror ikke vi har like koordinerte garderober nå mere, det er noen år siden det her – men det kan fortsatt skje! :D
Hysterisk!
Jeg ble ledet hit av Sukkerspinnet i dag. Har ikke vært her før, men nå tror jeg jammen du reddet en ellers bedrøvelig fredag! :D
Takker!
Hei Sotengelen, og velkommen hit! Så koselig at du likte blogginnlegget mitt <3
Det har vært lite tegning på denne fronten sånn på nyåret, men forhåpentligvis blir det mere etter hvert ;)
Haha, so cute! :D
Thank you Charlotte! :)
Jeg kan herved bekrefte at dette faktisk er helt sant! (Og at jeg sliter litt med venstre kne som man kan se av undertøyebildet) :p Og at munnen min ser ut som en stor D!
Hahahaha, ja der har jeg underbevisst greid å få med det vonde kneet, det var jammen ikke verst! ;)
hahahaha! i love this post! the Skank Fairy!! it’s so funny how details change things, eh? a miniskirt can be so gamine or slutty depending on the girl’s figure.
Thank you Sophie, I´m happy that people seem to like my drawn posts! Makes me want to do them more often :)
I do try to rebel against the skank fairy, because I love mini skirts and dresses so so much. Flats all the way, I suppose ;)
Awesome post Maja. Me and Gloria had a laugh reading it. :D
Thank you Riqz (AND Gloria!) :D It is so nice to see you still stopping by!